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Fighting an army of mantis men. Do you know who I am.

When Life Gives You Lemons 504x746 Cave Johnson Quotes Portal Game Portal

I am sincerely regretting my decision not to install windows in this thing.

. Good news is weve got a much better test for you. Aperture Investment Opportunity 1. Good enough for. Chell and GLaDOS are listening to his last recorded words a message for his human test subjects which he made while he was deathly ill All right Ive been thinking when life gives you lemons dont make lemonadeGLaDOS.

However pictures of him can be seen on the walls. What the HELL is going on he---- Download Play Okay. This quote is heard as Chell starts the 1950s test chamber section. Science isnt about WHY its about WHY NOT.

I like how it seems the person is standing behind what may be a shadow of himself. But calmly Download Play. When life gives you lemons dont make lemonade. Yes sir Mister Johnson Download Play Why did I just-Who is that.

Its not a secret. Since the games release he has been the subject of various image macros and video remixes often in the context of his famous lemons speech. Were still going to find out what the hells going on here. Demand to see lifes manager.

Quotes tagged as cave-johnson Showing 1-3 of 4. The editor described him as a gruff and acid alpha male who set up Aperture who performs with real brio and bite and that while it would be hard to quote him his lines were perfectly pitched and funny to the. Im the man whos gonna burn your house down. Make life take the lemons back.

Im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon. Cave Johnson is a character from the video game Portal 2 who was the founder and CEO of Aperture Science the laboratory in which the game takes place. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons.

When life gives you lemons dont make lemonade. While test subjects may get sick from the asbestos according to Cave thats not a problem. He says what were all thinking. Cave Johnson died long before the events of the game.

Let me round back on the important parts. A writer for Edge wrote that the surprise star turn was JK. Monster in the eyes of God. When life gives you lemons dont make lemonade.

We just need to relax. Im Cave Johnson CEO of Aperture. Aperture Investment Opportunity 2. This is a Test Chamber.

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Bad news is were postponing those tests indefinitely. Aperture Science is one dangerous place but Cave Johnson always puts a cheery spin on it. Simmons as Cave Johnson. Aperture Science Cave Johnson Quotes Portal Cave Johnson Quotes Glados Quotes Cave Johnson Quotes Your Fired Portal 2 Quotes Rogue Ai Cave Johnson Quotes Portal 2 Funny Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes.

Burn his house down. In his youth Cave Johnson son of a professor of farming at a local farm college became a successful business entrepreneur and some time before 1943 founded Aperture Fixtures a shower curtain developer and manufacturerMuch of Johnsons early success came from Aperture Fixtures and with the company developing high-tech shower curtains for. Quotes from the newest Portal 2 DLC Perpetual Testing Initiative they play at the beginning of each chamber you playValve owns all the sounds and my soul. Portal is amazing and so it this poster.

Oh I like this guy Im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down. Biography Early career. If you come into my cave child you will not come out again unchanged his hands gesture beyond him trying vainly to describe something greater than him if you come into this deep cave down halls few feet have ever trod you will not be you again you will be another you a newer you a blinded yet unblinded being footsteps following the footsteps of those. I dont want your damn lemons.

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA Ive got some good news and some bad news. So why dont you get on over here and unplug ol Cave - Cave Johnson Portal. Do you know who I am. I guess emotional outbursts require more than one point six volts.

Aperture Investment Opportunity 3. Cave does not physically appear in the first Portal game. A special stage in LEGO Dimensions reveals that Cave Johnson succeeded in transferring his mind to a. Four walls ceiling and a floor.

Im the man whos gonna burn your house down. Aperture Investment Opportunity 4. Demand to see lifes manager. Cave-johnson portal portal-2.

Retro poster what a nice nod to one of the many cave johnson quotes in portal 2.